{"id":31672,"date":"2023-09-11T08:00:48","date_gmt":"2023-09-11T05:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/psnews.ro\/?p=31672"},"modified":"2023-09-10T19:45:13","modified_gmt":"2023-09-10T16:45:13","slug":"bogdan-stoica-cel-mai-prost-moment-sa-inceapa-scoala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/psnews.ro\/bogdan-stoica-cel-mai-prost-moment-sa-inceapa-scoala\/","title":{"rendered":"Bogdan Stoica: Cel mai prost moment s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 \u0219coala"},"content":{"rendered":"
Este cel mai prost moment s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 \u0219coala. E \u00eencordare de la un cap\u0103t la cel\u0103lalt al societ\u0103\u021bii. Oficialii au decis s\u0103 caute droguri doar \u00een buzunarele copiilor, de adul\u021bi nu se pot atinge, c\u0103 au pile. Aflat\u0103 \u00een c\u0103utarea resturilor primei drone ruse\u0219ti c\u0103zute \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, armata a mai g\u0103sit o dron\u0103. Ciolacu e foarte sigur c\u0103 nu m\u0103re\u0219te tva-ul, dar nu se \u0219tie sigur dac\u0103-l mai sun\u0103 \u0103ia de la UE s\u0103-i dicteze reforma cuv\u00e2nt cu cuv\u00e2nt. AUR a ajuns un partid at\u00e2t de mare \u00eenc\u00e2t nu are destui politicieni cu care s\u0103-l populeze, parc\u0103-i vezi \u0219i p-\u0103\u0219tia c\u0103 aduc o sut\u0103 de mii de pakistanezi. Peste toate, ieri am crezut c\u0103-mi cad ochii pe jos, dup\u0103 ce am v\u0103zut la tv un spot publicitar ISU. S\u0103 mor, a\u0219a zicea la televizor, c\u0103 ISU a mai deschis o sta\u021bie de pompieri, apela\u021bi cu \u00eencredere. Sloganul \u201eprimele 3 explozii sunt moca\u201d mai lipsea.<\/p>\n
M\u0103 \u00eentorc la \u0219coal\u0103. Prima zi de \u0219coal\u0103. M\u0103 a\u0219tept la orice. \u00cen loc de preot care s\u0103 binecuv\u00e2nteze elevii \u2013 oricum e reac\u021bionar\u0103 povestea asta cu religia, Europei nu-i place \u2013 probabil o s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 discursuri ni\u0219te c\u00e2ini antidrog. Iar dup\u0103 aia ar fi mi\u0219to s\u0103 urmeze vreun politician care s\u0103 spun\u0103 c\u0103 rechizitele au fost scumpe anul \u0103sta din cauza lui Putin. Finalul ar trebui s\u0103 apar\u021bin\u0103 unui militar, care s\u0103 spun\u0103 c\u0103 nici o dron\u0103 nu a c\u0103zut \u00een Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i s\u0103 invite elevii de clasa a 8-a, c\u0103-s \u00eenal\u021bi c\u00e2t mine, s\u0103 se \u00eenscrie \u00een Armata Rom\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n
Bine\u00een\u021beles c\u0103 n-a mai preg\u0103tit nimeni prima zi de \u0219coal\u0103. \u00cen al\u021bi ani vedeai primarii c\u0103 asfalteaz\u0103 str\u0103zile spre \u0219coli, c\u0103 subven\u021bioneaz\u0103 ni\u0219te ghiozdane pentru copiii am\u0103r\u00e2\u021bi, ni\u0219te poli\u021bi\u0219ti fluidiz\u00e2nd traficul. Azi n-o s\u0103 mai fie nimic din toate astea. Doar flor\u0103resele, care fac \u00een fiecare an, \u00een prima zi de \u0219coal\u0103, vreo 250 de milioane de euro la negru, vor fi la datorie. Ultima tradi\u021bie \u0219colar\u0103 care rezist\u0103: c\u00e2nd dai copilului buchetul de flori ca s\u0103-l dea doamnei care s\u0103-l duc\u0103 \u00een cancelarie de unde o s\u0103-l cumpere mai t\u00e2rziu o flor\u0103reas\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Este cel mai prost moment s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 \u0219coala. E \u00eencordare de la un cap\u0103t la cel\u0103lalt al societ\u0103\u021bii. Oficialii au decis s\u0103 caute droguri doar \u00een buzunarele copiilor, de adul\u021bi nu se pot atinge, c\u0103 au pile. Aflat\u0103 \u00een c\u0103utarea resturilor primei drone ruse\u0219ti c\u0103zute \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, armata a mai g\u0103sit o dron\u0103. Ciolacu e […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":28043,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_eb_attr":"","_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[1146,8277,8056,6550,8275,8276,1262,348],"ppma_author":[58],"class_list":["post-31672","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinii-analize","tag-copii","tag-florarese","tag-inceput-de-an-scolar","tag-oficiali","tag-politicieni","tag-prima-zi-de-scoala","tag-primari","tag-scoala"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n